3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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All Glory to the Dear Leader-8/19/10-Brian
MTV announced that late-night host Chelsea Handler will host the 2010 VMA’s. When he heard the news, Conan O’Brien did a bunch of tweeting, and then got paid $40 million.
South Korea said Friday it wanted Pyongyang to apologize for the sinking of one of its warships before it could consider a resumption of North Korea nuclear disarmament talks. North Korea responded, saying it wanted “a million bazillion scoops of ice cream,” and then proceeded to hold it’s breath until it got it.
According to an AAA study, if your pet is riding in the car while you’re behind the wheel, chances are you are just as distracted as you would be if you were texting…especially when the pets are super drunk and keep insisting they, “know a shortcut.”
Dude, come on, do me a solid and stop at Taco Bell
