3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Ask What You Can do For These Jokes-8/18/10-Brian
A Muslim woman who works as a hostess at a Disneyland restaurant alleged Wednesday the theme park would not allow her to appear in front of customers while wearing her head scarf. “A head scarf? On an employee? That would look ridiculous,” said a man affixing giant mouse ears to himself.
James Auchinclos, who as a boy carried the wedding train of his half-sister Jackie up the aisle as she married John F. Kennedy — was jailed Wednesday after admitting to possessing child pornography. Officials admit they should have been more suspicious when Auchincloss causally said that he thought, “that video of JFK Jr. saluting his dad at his funeral was super hot.”
Frustrated Arizona officials seeking two fugitives released new clues Wednesday, saying one of them is missing a prominent tooth, while his alleged accomplice is missing most of her right index finger. The problem, however, is that none of them look like they’re illegal immigrants, so no one in Arizona really cares.
Call me when one of these guys jumps out of a dam after being chased by Tommy Lee Jones…then I’ll be impressed.
