3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Fly the Friendly Skies-8/17/10-Brian
JetBlue is bringing back a promotion in which for $700, passengers can fly as many times as they like in a month to destinations in the US and the Caribbean. The deal also allows priority exiting through the emergency slide upon arrival at the chosen destination, but only if the passenger yells and curses into the PA system before leaving.
A stunning one in five teens has lost a little bit of hearing, and the problem has increased substantially in recent years, a new national study has found. So, when your teenager says, “What?” when you’ve said something to him, it might be because he can’t hear you. Although, 4/5 times, he’s just being a douchebag.
Starting Thursday, France will start a new clampdown, and deport hundreds of foreign Gypsies. A Gypsy spokesman responded saying, “We’ll be on the move and without a home…so it’ll be like a normal Thursday for us.”
Gypsies…or scene from a popular manifest-destiny-based computer game? You decide.
