3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal-8/16/10-Brian
A private zoo keeper in Taiwan is being investigated by authorities after breeding a lion with a tiger and creating two liger cubs. The zoo keeper couldn’t be reached for comment because he was too busy “voting for Pedro.”
It has been reported that Taliban militants in northern Afghanistan stoned a young couple to death for adultery. Well, you know the saying, “Let he who is the backwards Islamic fundamentalist throw the first stone.
In famed Scott Boras style, the superagent ironed out the details of MLB’s #1 draft pick, Bryce Harper, minutes before the 12:00am deadline. In all fairness though, Boras didn’t mean to draw out the negotiations to the last minute, it’s just that his watch is 2 months slow.
That’s weird…it looks like we’re celebrating July 4th in May this year.
