3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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He Was Also Graded on Penmanship-8/11/10-Brian
The House on Tuesday pushed through an emergency bill that Democrats said would save 300,000 teachers, police and others from election-year layoffs, and President Obama immediately signed it into law. After the signing, a collection of 3rd Grade teachers said to him, “See, we told you you’d have to use cursive when you get older.”
Researchers say that women who experience cramps just before or during menstruation also appear more likely to have abnormal structural changes in the areas of the brain involved in emotion. Also, by “researchers” we mean, “every man that has ever lived with a woman.”
The Speech Act, recently passed by the U.S. Congress, makes foreign libel rulings virtually unenforceable in US courts. In other news, did you know that President of Turkmenistan Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow sleeps in footie pajamas and loves Miley Cyrus?
I’m just being Gurbanguly.
