3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Team Sports Match!-8/9/10-Brian
Because of the fasting required during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, Vikings safety Hussain Abdullah will refrain from drinking water, and eating, from sunrise to sunset during training camp. In a show of solidarity, Jews have refrained from playing professional sports.
A new FDA report said that dog food was responsible for a salmonella outbreak that affected 79 people between 2006-2008. It sounds bad…but I think it’s just nature’s way of saying, “Stop eating food that was made specifically for dogs.”
The last three sardine cans packed at America’s last industrial sardine cannery are on display as part of a new exhibit on display at the Maine State Museum in Augusta. Said Executive Director Mark Stefanowitz, “Between this, and our new interactive yarn exhibit, this is shaping up to be the most exciting August Maine has ever seen!”
This is a file photo of the exhibit…doesn’t it just blow your fucking mind?
