3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Post-Lollapalooza Jokes-8/8/10-Brian
A third spacewalk will be required to fix a broken cooling system on the International Space Station…which is ridiculous ‘cause I got a guy that can get his van out there tomorrow and fix it for like 40 bucks.
Iraq’s military is ready and able to take over security operations the commander of U.S. forces in Iraq said Sunday. This is because someone said, “someone has to be responsible for Iraq’s security,” and the US touched its nose first.
Russian Vladimir Ladyzhenskiy, an amateur wrestler who was in his 60s, was pronounced dead late Saturday after he collapsed alongside reigning champion Timo Kaukonen of Finland during the World Sauna Championships. This is the first time someone has died in this type of competition since the 1973 World Getting-Shot-With-Bullets championship.
I’m sweating bullets…and getting shot with them.
