3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Twilight is a thing, right?-8/6/10-Brian
A mysterious, possibly fungal-borne illness is threatening the bat population in North America, scientists say. In addition to its possible life-threatening properties, the disease also makes the bats sparkle in the sunlight, and star in outrageously stupid movie and book franchises.
Today marked the beginning of the 34th annual “Twins Festival” in Twinsville, Ohio. It also marked the beginning of the 34th annual “This is Awesome Festival” in Pornstown, Indiana.
With the district in a financial crisis and hundreds of its members facing layoffs, the Milwaukee teachers union is taking a peculiar stand: fighting to get its taxpayer-funded Viagra back. Said a union official, “Kids are so fat and ugly these days. How else are we supposed to get boners?”
Time for a word-problem: If Mr. Smith takes 5 Viagra, and waits 20 minutes, how big will he get?
