3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Juiced Jokes-8/5/10-Brian
Alex Rodriguez finally hit his 600th home run after 51 consecutive plate appearances without one. It sounds like a awful slump, but in all fairness, balls do get smaller when you’re on steroids, so it was probably very difficult to hit.
The Treasury Department announced that next year it will release a newly designed $100 bill. The bill will have added security measures such as the special disappearing inks, and a terrible economy which will ensure that no one ever actually sees the bill.
While Michelle Obama is in Spain, Barack Obama zipped to Chicago yesterday with First Dog Bo and had a special birthday dinner last night with friends including Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King. So, you know what that means: Strippers, blow, and the best 3-way ever.
I’m a power bottom.
