3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Ohio Time is Crazy-8/1/10-Brian
New documents released by a congressional subcommittee indicate that Coast Guard officials allowed BP to use excessive amounts of chemical dispersants in the Gulf of Mexico. “This would be a big deal, but when comapred to the 100 days of oil that’s also in the Gulf, this is kind of a drop in the bucket,” said America.
The United Arab Emirates will suspend some BlackBerry services, such as email and internet access starting October 11, officials said Sunday. Once they do, they will use their newly found free time to build the world’s tallest BlackBerry on a man-made island that looks like a big cellphone.
The SEC says billionaire brothers Sam and Charles Wyly structured their companies in such a way as to engage in $550 million in securities fraud. They apparently also didn’t clean their room, and continued to play ball in the house even when they were told not to.
These are the most adorable white-collar criminals ever.
