3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Sorry for Missing 2 Days. I’m in Ohio, and the Jet Lag is Killing Me-7/30/10-Brian
A giant chunk of hail that plunged into the prairie town of Vivian, S.D., last Friday was confirmed today as the heaviest hailstone ever recorded in the United States, with a weight of 1.94 pounds and a diameter of 8 inches…proving that even the hail in America is obese.
The last grizzly bear believed involved in the fatal mauling of a Michigan man at a campground near Yellowstone National Park has been captured, and Montana wildlife officials are awaiting DNA tests to confirm their suspicions. His pic-a-nic basket will be sold at a police auction later this month.
Democratic Staten Island Rep. Michael McMahon fired his campaign spokesperson Thursday after she told a reporter that the lawmaker’s Republican opponent had “received a lot of Jewish money.” In case you’re wondering, Jewish money is the same as regular money, but it makes you feel really guilty if you don’t spend it on a plane ticket to see your mother.
No joke, this is on the first page of Google image search for “Jewish money.”
