3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Kid Edition-7/27/10-Brian
Panasonic announced its first 3D camcorder for consumers…which means we can now see your kid’s shitty pageant just the way it was meant to be.
Jessiah Jackson, a 17 month-old boy from Tennessee, fell off a chair on his family’s porch, landed on a metal hook that pierced his skull and became lodged two inches into his brain, and miraculously, Jackson survived. The debate is now on. Head hooks: Gruesome injuries, or greatest gifts to parents since the pacifier?
Baby Matters is recalling about 30,000 Nap Nanny portable baby recliners because infants can partially fall or hang over the side of the product even while the harness is in use. The babies are also at risk for drinking a lot of Bud Light and falling asleep with their hand down their sweatpants.
Now that’s what I call a crib.
