3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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5 Second Rule-7/26/10-Brian
An Oklahoma judicial candidate, John Mantooth, is fending off a political attack from his daughter, who has taken out a local newspaper ad urging voters: “Do not vote for my dad!” In response, Mantooth has taken out and ad that says, “All right, I’ll buy you the damn pony.”
The and Unite Here, the nation’s main union for hotel and restaurant workers, announced on Monday night that they had settled a bitter 18-month dispute. As part of the deal, the two unions will agree to stop spitting in each others food, but can’t make any promises about “accidentally” dropping it and quickly wiping it off.
Chicago police say a 1-year-old-boy tested positive for cocaine and PCP after a witness saw him chewing on a piece of tinfoil thought to be tainted with both drugs. I don’t like to editorialize on this site, but this story just disgusts me on every possible level of humanity…tinfoil tastes gross.
You think it doesn’t taste that bad? Prove me wrong.
