3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Hundreds of firefighters and civilian volunteers used bare hands, chopsticks and plastic garbage bags Thursday to wage a rudimentary, low-tech battle against a giant oil slick spreading off China’s northeast coast. “What a stupid idea,” said BP executives as they loaded more debris, trash, and golf balls into their “junk shot” cannon.
, the package delivery company, posted a 90 percent increase in second-quarter earnings on Thursday, topping Wall Street forecasts, as its sales rose 13 percent. Analysts say this is due tot he amount of money the company saved by forcing all its employees to wear shorts instead of pants.
A new Gallup poll shows that confidence in Congress is at an all-time low of 11%. Said the 11% who were confident, “I really like being a Congressman, and I don’t want to lose this job.”
“Suck it, Congress” says this guy, while simultaneously relaxing.
