3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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3 Pick-Up Lines a Day-7/19/10-Brian
For the first time, a vaginal microbicide gel has proved capable of blocking the AIDS virus, researchers say. It doesn’t have any medicinal properties, but rather, keeps men from wanting to have sex with a woman who uses the pick-up line, “It’s ok…I’ve put a microbicide gel in my vagina.”
U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced Tuesday that he and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton will make an unprecedented trip together to the Demilitarized Zone dividing the two Koreas. In a response, Kim Jong Il promised to meet the pair while riding a 75 ft. tall fire breathing robot.
Federal regulators have concluded that the broadband market is not bringing high-speed Internet connections to all Americans quickly enough. “You’re right,” said all the people who didn’t have the bandwidth to access this website.
I picked a high quality picture because I like the taste of irony.
