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notes Jokes in Jars-11/9/10-BrianThe Pentagon is unable to explain images of what witnesses took to be a high-altitude rocket launched off the coast of southern California at sunset Monday. “It’s probably an alien or something,” said Pentagon spokesman Lt. Ralph Hoffman. In an unrelated story, pentagon spokesman, Lt. Ralph Hoffman has gone missing.
Former President George W. Bush revealed today that much of his pro-life stance was formed at an early age when his mother showed him her miscarried fetus that she kept in a jar. This also explains why Bush is against the aborting of pickles, mayonnaise, and jam.
Early reports from Myanmar say that the pro-junta party is expected to win 80-90% of votes in the country’s recent election. Aung San Suu Kyi, the dissident leader who’s been under house arrest for the past 14 years said, “Can someone get me some milk or bread…I’ve been under house arrest for the past 14 years.”
Is Tab still available? I love that stuff.
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