3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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notes Sorry, I can’t hear you-10/27/10-BrianThe U.S. military is looking into an incident on Saturday in which it lost communications with 50 long-range nuclear-armed missiles based in the northern United States. Apparently, the military was on the phone with the missiles, and then the missiles said,
“Psssh psssh, I’m going through a tunnel pssh—”Grizzly bear numbers in and around Yellowstone National Park have hit their highest level in decades report park rangers. In an unrelated story, the level of pic-a-nic baskets have hit an all-time low.
NASA is planning an audacious mission to send a manned spacecraft on a one-way trip to permanently settle on other planets.The ambitious idea is known as the Hundred Years Starship and would send astronauts to colonise planets like Mars, knowing they could never come home. “Oh shit, I forgot my iPod. We have to go back. Whaaaaaa-?” said an astronaut in the future.
I couldn’t have put it better myself
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