3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
Support for California’s ballot measure to legalize marijuana has fallen behind in a new poll of likely voters two weeks before the Nov. 2 election. This may be due to the fact that, when known supporters of the measure were polled, they responded, “Whaaaaaat? Marijuana? No way man. I don’t do that. Maintain. Maintain.”
Virginia Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, is working to repeal what she believes is President Obama’s “unconstitutional law” regulating health insurance, an issue likely to be decided by the high court. I’ve got to admit, Justice Thomas has carefully guarded his political leanings, and always seemed like quite the moderate, but ugh…now we definitely know how he’s gonna vote.
According to Yoko Ono, John Lennon would have “been totally activist” were he around today…”activist” of course being hippie slang for “zombie.”
Imagine all the people…living with no brains