3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
Canadian Foreign Minister Lawrence Cannon spent last weekend in New York City, campaigning at the UN for a spot for his country on the Security Council. Said Cannon, “My last name is Cannon, and the Mounties are pretty cool, so I think we’re a shoo-in.”
India has highest prevalence of underweight children under five and the level of hunger there is “alarming” as the country ranks 67th, out of 84 countries, on the Global Hunger Index, a new study has found. “We should do something,” said America, before getting winded and desperately reaching for a Big Mac.
A new book about the life of Nelson Mandela will be released today comprising of personal notes and recordings of the former South African president. “This will be an intense look into the soul of a great man” said a spokesman for the University of South Africa Press, “also, in this one, he fights dragons.”
Morgan Freeman…lookin’ sharp.