3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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notes Paparazzi-10/7/10-BrianForbes released its annual list of the 100 most powerful women in the world and Lady Gaga came in at number 7, beating Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…which makes sense because Pelosi looks awful in a meat dress.
An American and two Japanese scientists won the Nobel Prize in chemistry Wednesday for finding new ways to bond carbon atoms together, methods now widely used to make medicines and in agriculture and electronics. The method involves having the carbon atoms go out for a few beers, talk some football, and then letting the conversation wander to the fact that they both hate their wives.
A North Carolina state lawmaker referred to gays as fruitloops” and “queers” in an email, leading to calls that he apologize. I think it would be best at this moment to acknowledge that this joke was sponsored by “Queers,” the newest, gayest cereal from General Mills.
A bowl of Queers…part of any balanced breakfast.
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