3 Jokes A Day |
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notes Rahmbo-9/30/10-BrianThe AP is reporting that White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel will resign on Friday so that he can run for mayor of Chicago. “Go fuck yourself, you motherfuckers,” said an obviously sentimental Emanuel.
Scientists have discovered a distant planet that, reportedly, is perfect for sustaining life, which means that if the life-forms are anything like us, the planet will be unlivable in like 100 years.
Tour de France winner Alberto Contador blamed “bad meat” for his positive test for performance enhancing drugs. The problem with the meat? It was full of performance enhancing drugs.
How come I didn’t win the race…bad pork.
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