3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
A new study claims that children with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) are twice as likely to have missing or extra chromosomes than normal children…probably because they misplaced them when they got distracted by something shiny, or a bunny.
A new collection of lifelike Justin Bieber action figures will be available at national retailers including Target and Walmart in early December. The dolls will come with accessories, the ability to sing multiple Beiber hits, and a built in chip that makes sure they die of a cocaine overdose in about two years when the pressure of child stardom has become too much.
Bethany Storro, the woman who confessed to making up a story about being attacked by a man who threw acid in her face, pleaded not guilty in a theft trial concerning donations given to pay for her medical bills. I don’t know how she’ll get out of this one…she was caught red-faced.
I don’t know how she’ll get out of this one…everyone thinks she’s corrosive to the community
…even if her crime wasn’t that base
…but I hear her guilt is eating away at her