3 Jokes A Day

A federal judge ruled Friday that a decorated flight nurse discharged from the Air Force for being gay should be given her job back as soon as possible. The military brass will, of course, comply with the order, but they are upset, as doing so interferes with their “totally heterosexual shirtless volleyball playing” lifestyle.

Shepard Fairey, the artist whose “Hope” poster of Barack Obama became a rallying image during the election of 2008 says he understands why so many people have lost faith and are disappointed with the president. To reflect these feelings, Fairey says he will produce a new poster which will feature a picture of Obama, and the words “Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if we got some shit done. Like, anything. Can we bomb some country to make ourselves feel better? Yeah. Let’s do that.”

The Queen of England has been forced to give up the ultimate right to manage the Palace’s financial affairs in a secret deal signed by Palace aides and the Government. It was something that the Queen didn’t want to do, but her son wanted her to do, so she did it only because she was afraid of being put into a crappy nursing home.

She drives on the left side of the road? Take her keys. Now.