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Atonemints-9/18/10-Brian
The storm that churned through New York City on Thursday evening spawned two destructive tornadoes and a fierce macroburst with wind speeds up to 125 mph that barreled across a large swath of Brooklyn and Queens. So, it was like a night out with the Hilton sisters, but calmer. (Follow up: That joke didn’t make sense…Paris Hilton would never be caught dead in Queens.)
Joe Torre announced he will be stepping down as manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers at the end of this year. Wow, I didn’t know George Steinbrenner had the ability to fire managers from beyond the grave on teams he doesn’t own.
A small Gainesville church that spurred international protests after it planned to burn the Quran is looking to move the church to the Tampa area. So, in other words, it wants to move from the smoking section, to the non-smoking section.
Terry Jones, cordially go fuck yourself.
