3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
A crow found in State College, PA, home of Penn State University, has tested positive for the West Nile virus…this, in addition to the fact that it also blew a .12.
Army Command Sgt. Maj. Marvin Hill told Stars and Stripes on Thursday that he was reversing a ban on fast food concessions such as Kentucky Fried Chicken that had been instituted earlier this year. In a related story, the Army’s new counter-insurgency strategy, consists of creating tactical bottlenecks that force Taliban fighters to eat the double down sandwich.
Real estate mogul Donald Trump offered to buy the property in which the so-called Ground Zero Mosque would be located. A Trump spokesman said, “The building is already zoned as non-profit…so that’ll be perfect for us.”
Ground zero? More like Ground megabucks! I’m rich!