3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
Angry over what they believe was the unjust shooting of 37 year old day laborer Manuel Jamines, 100 protesters through rocks and eggs at a Los Angeles police station today. In response, the LAPD rounded up a bunch of rocks and eggs and beat the shit out of them.
The UK’s university graduation rate has fallen sharply in less than a decade, a report released today revealed. It sounds shocking…but potions class is very tough and getting a good grade in divineering is damn near impossible.
The Los Angeles sheriff’s deputy who arrested Mel Gibson for drunken driving in 2006 sued his department on Tuesday, claiming he has since been ostracized and passed over for promotions by the agency. He then blamed the Jews and went on to star in The Patriot.

This is not the deputy who arrested Mel Gibson…but it’d be weird if it was.