3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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GM announced that Tim Allen will be the new spokesman for Chrysler. It actually makes sense. Much like Tim Allen, Chrysler was really popular in the 90’s, but now has no money or cultural relevance.
Officials say three terminals at the Los Angeles International Airport were briefly shut down after an airport contract worker left an exit from a secure area unattended. I know he messed up, but when Sbarro calls and offers you overpriced mediocre pizza near gate B7, you don’t say no.
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer now admits she “misspoke” when she said decapitated bodies had been found by along the US-Mexico border. What she meant to say was, “I’m an incompetent xenophobe who shouldn’t hold public office.”
Echoing her debate performance, when Brewer was asked if she wanted to respond to that joke, she said, “Well…um…” and then stared at the tape recorder for 7 minutes.
