3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Me tah? No. You tah-9/3/10-Brian
Utah ranks 50th in the nation when it comes to getting children into health insurance coverage programs, according to an Urban Institute report released Friday. It does, however, rank 1st in polygamy, so I guess it’s a wash.
A two-year-old Indonesian boy who smoked about 40 cigarettes a day has kicked the habit after intensive therapy. Now, if only he could kick his 40 hooker a day habit, he’d be in good shape.
Allergan Inc., the maker of wrinkle-smoothing Botox, has agreed to pay $600 million to settle a yearslong federal investigation into its marketing of the top-selling, botulin-based drug. After finally settling the case, Allergan CEO David Pyott smiled…I think.
If you feel a little pinch, that’s just your dignity disappearing.
