3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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A new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that abstaining from alcohol does tend to increase one’s risk of dying. Proving that when I yell, “I’m gonna live forever,” when I’m drunk, I mean it.
C-section deliveries are at an all-time high in the U.S. and are expected to keep rising, so much so that doctors have taken to calling them B-sections…or B+Sections if they’re a bit better.
J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. is winding down its proprietary-trading operations and has given notice to its roughly 20 proprietary-commodities traders about the elimination of their jobs, according to a person familiar with the matter. When asked why, J.P. Morgan spokesman Donald Rausch said, “Have you seen the finance and banking industry? It’s a total shit-show. It’s way to dangerous to keep your money with…oh, I’ve said too much.
Dude…I’m totally taking the flag when I leave this place.
