3 Jokes A Day |
On one fateful day, three friends from Second City's Comedy Studies program made a pact: They would write 3 topical jokes a day. These are their stories...and by stories, we mean jokes. Those three friends are: Brian Agler Alex Dayan Chris Iredale You should meet them some time. They're really funny. Shoot them an email at: 3jokesaday [at] gmail [dot] com |
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Brrr, it’s cold in here-8/29/10-Brian
Joe Miller, the surprise leader in Alaska’s unresolved Republican Senate primary, said Sunday that the growing national debt requires a “belt tightening”… no word yet on rather the country also needs a “parka refastening” and a ski “taughtening.”
The number of children in the U.S. seeking emergency medical care for concussions incurred playing competitive sports more than doubled in the five years leading up to 2005…while the rate of children seeking treatment for swirlies, and being stuck in lockers has remained surprisingly stable.
Two state legislators want to require farmers in New York to vaccinate their chickens against salmonella. After introducing the bill, the two legislators flapped their wings, and casually walked out of the room to go eat some feed.
The incumbent.
